During this period of football-league lockdown, I've turned to table-football. During an average match, for each team, 16 passes occur between every two players within a team. That is, every player except the goalie, who only passes to the three defenders. Although, every match, one of his/her passes go wrong (and end up with the other team). The goalie never receives a pass from his/her outfield players.
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